By D. Taylor, Las Tortugas
The offseason is here. Time to forget about football for a while and focus on "what makes our league different and awesome" according to Führer Jameson. I'm talking about franchises. Every so often, I'm going to write a feature on a different franchise and highlight what I think is cool about it. If it sucks like Tex's, I'll still act like I like it (just kidding Tex, it's just that your logo looks like my wife straddling a trash can). Anyway, first up is Less-Pushy Bamrick's franchise, The Mirthmobile.
Uniforms - I'm a big fan of the home uniforms. Kind of Chargers-esque but with a powder blue helmet. The flames on the shoulders are badass, give the jerseys some character, and tie the uniforms and the logo together nicely. Austin actually has a jersey cause he's a champ and it looks even better in real life. One of my favorite real life jerseys of a fake team. Clearly Mirthmobile's uniforms have brought him success as he has yet to know what it's like to play outside of the President's league.
Logo - The name and logo are a nod to the classic comedy, Wayne's World (had to look that shit up). So while he didn't have to think too hard on a logo, it is still rock solid. The Mirthmobile wordmark is what really makes it a cool logo. It has a nice 70's old school look. Classic, yet intimidating. It would look awesome on an overpriced travel mug or clipboard. Anyway, I've been trucked by the Mirthmobile before. Doesn't feel good. But at least he has a cool franchise.
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