Why hello there. After much deliberation and brainstorming, we have a new punishment for the team manager that places last in the Gold League. It took quite a bit of self-reflection to avoid obvious phallic-based punishments that would be hard to explain to a child when you're 45, or when you'd like to get a new job.
First - On draft day, the loser will be decked out with a beautiful tiara and "Mr. Fantasy Football" sash. This will be worn for the draft weekend, so everyone will get to see what a special person you are.
Second - To rejoin the league the following year, the owner will be required to get a portrait done and provide it to the league, to be enshrined in "The Gallery of Shame." A few requirements will be enacted for the photo.
1. You must grow a moustache for the portrait.
Thickness, length, ect, will be up to the owner, but no beard/moustache combos.
2. You must wear one of the following items - A thick sweater, a turtleneck, or a sweatervest.
3. You must choose an appropriate background, channeling the glorious 70s and 80s.
Lazer backgrounds, double shots, faded colors are all acceptable.
4. You must use a prop of your choosing.
A Gameboy, Pet, or anything at all!
Please feel free to channel the following, this sort of goofy portrait is the look you're going for.
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