By Kristiaan, Redhawks
White league is pretty interesting right now. Everyone hates Billy for being 8-0, and despite being 3-5 I’m still tied for 5th. Playoffs are really in anyone’s grasp (we won’t count Andrej). In fact, had I not traded for Keenan no kidneys Allen, I might convince myself I had a shot.
California RedHawks vs.Team Nigro
A matchup to break our 5th place tie, things are looking pretty good. Nigro hasn’t set his lineup at this point so all sign point to me coming really close to beating him and then losing at the last second. Assuming he plays a defense that doesn’t have the week off or that Carlos Hyde puts up more than nothing it might be a decent matchup. Brady continues to give me hope and so I say - Redhawks win by +0.5
The Enforcers vs. Rogue Squadron
It’s a rough time to be Andrej. On the road to his 5th loss in a row if ESPN projections hold true with a pretty sizeable downtrend in points and only a portion of the total amount of ACL’s needed to be a whole person. Rogue Squadron on the other hand is flying high with a mighty win streak of 1. This one’s a tough one to call to be honest with the odds being slim that Brees and Odell have repeat weeks. Squadron takes it by +65 with neither team breaking 100.
The Barking Spiders vs. Tito Leewoods Killers
Juice has a lot going for him right now – new hospital digs, plenty of time to figure out how to play League of Legends and a cool +2 winning streak. Bnels is on a downward spiral and it’s looking like it might continue. Lot on the bench here though and after a readjustment it could be another close game. Another matchup to break a 4-4 tie, I’m going with the Barking Spiders by +10.
The Martyrs vs. the Midwest Cat Daddies
With Forte down and out and a roster that needs a kicker, the Martyrs has some work to do. Especially considering TJ is on a hot streak. I have nothing to say about this game. Instead, I would recommend checking out the show Red Oaks on Amazon Instant Video, it’s hilarious and way more entertaining than anything I’m going to come up with for this game. I hope both these teams tie at 75 points and propel my team to the playoffs.
AP will beat you All Day vs. HellHounds
If anyone has a chance to take down Billy, it’s the HellHounds. And please do, because no one wants to see Billy undefeated. I’ve heard from a pretty trustworthy source that he was the cause of Keenen Allens kidney loss. In any case, it’s going to be a close one. I’m predicting 6 INT’s by Andy Dalton. Hellhounds by +0.2. Don’t ever trade with Billy.
Medieval Knievels vs. Cry Me a Rivers
Dusty is rocking an average of about 120+ points per game and is only uptrending. Schuchmann, tied for 5th at 3-5, also happens to be on a losing streak of 4. ESPN projections put Dusty ahead by about 20. Let’s just say it doesn’t look good. I might even consider fantasy basketball instead of watching how this game plays out. Best of luck – here’s to hoping Peyton doesn’t get sacked another hundred times this game.
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