By J. Ward
So I am sitting here at the Casey Automotive letting some high school dropout change my oil, when I started contemplating how weird of a year it has been in football and in life. I thought it was time for a mid season review. First and foremost I think it needs to be mentioned that I think Jameson is actively attempting to become Piss boy. Although I think he is thwarting his chances by setting up rules for people not paying and without franchises automatically being put in the piss league.
Then to top everything, nobody saw this coming, Tex, the leather working hog rider is sitting fat and pretty in 1st place with a shit used up quarterback and one of the worst defenses in the league. The only good player on the team is Gordon who right now is questionable probably because he is tired of playing for such crappy management.
There is some new management this year attempting to drain the swamp if you will. Dirka Dirka-Stan is trying to come up from behind, like his whole pledge class used to do, and just barely sneak into the playoffs. Too bad his QBs are terrible, what he doesn’t want us to realize is that he has that deep bench. This may be a team to look out for in the second half of the season.
Tides, who I didn’t even know graduated, has a team of beast mode, but it seems someone placed the beast in the zoo and threw away the key. Half his team is injured and he does’t drop his IR players. Is someone even managing this team? Not really exp much for the rest of the season. I don’t expect a playoff debut for here.
Edwards, Who still puts out more shitty trade deals that Trump, is riding a pretty good team and on of the 5 teams tied for 2nd place. His ban has is a little weak with some injuries. Hopefully for him his starters stay healthy.
TA who was smart enough to draft and put together one of the best PPR teams in the league, has been able to clinch the coveted tied for 7th place position. Unless he makes some big changes or the league goes crazy and changes to PPR, I don’t expect Javelinas to go anywhere anytime soon. He may just make it into the last spot on the playoff bracket but then be utterly destroyed by 1st place.
D-Witt, seems to be hanging on by the mercy of God, the only thing keeping him afloat is the Hail Mary pass to his flex player Cooper who tore it up Thursday. If Daniel keeps being this lucky there may be no stopping him.
Stewart, nobody likes Stewart.
There are other teams who are worth mentioning but I am out of time. And watch out for those boat rockers, The management doesn’t even have a boat anymore, while they are trying to take out the king pin Flying Fortresses.
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